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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Champ eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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