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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃

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