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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺

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