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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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