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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Zeus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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