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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Murphy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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