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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Widget eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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