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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Simba eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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