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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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