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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Roxy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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