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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Missy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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