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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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