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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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