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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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