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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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