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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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