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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻

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