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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏

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