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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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