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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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