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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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