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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Jenkins eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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