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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Smeagol eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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