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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮

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