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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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