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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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