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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Maya eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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