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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Maya eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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