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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Peanut eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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