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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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