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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Sparky eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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