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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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