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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖

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