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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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