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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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