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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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