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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Yoda eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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