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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Murphy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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