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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Thor eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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