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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Thor eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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