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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Loki eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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