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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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