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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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