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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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