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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Bilbo eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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