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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Bilbo eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗

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