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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺

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