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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍

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