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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯

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