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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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