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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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