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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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