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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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