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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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