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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗

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