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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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