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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Molly eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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