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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Molly eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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