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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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