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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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